Tommy Wiseau
— Patrick
Isaiah LaBorde
— Tim
Mark Valeriano
— Georgie
Wayne Douglas Morgan
— Captain Joe
Raul Phoenix
— Tony
Erica Mary Gillheeney
— Charlotte
Ashton Leigh
— Sophia
Joseph Poliquin
— Alex
Jeff Pearson
— Dan Lancing
Kaleb Naquin
— Roger
Amber Nicole Dalton
Billie Dalton
Elaina Guidry
— Melanie
Thomas Johnston
— Paul