Bobby Ciraldo
— Hamlet
Robert Richard Jorge
— Claudius
Andrew Swant
— Horatio
Dustin Diamond
— Bernardo
Mark Metcalf
— Speedy McSpitty
Majel Barrett
— Queen Robot (voice)
Trace Beaulieu
— Evil Robot (voice)
Kevin Murphy
— King Robot (voice)
Kumar Pallana
— Kumar of India
Mark Borchardt
— Gravedigger
Gregg Turkington
— Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Mike Schank
— Gravedigger's Friend
Michael Q. Schmidt
— Officer Norton
Tay Zonday
— Laertes (voice)
Leslie Hall
— Zombie Killer
Mark Proksch
Vincent Price
— Bob (Archive Footage)
Samwell
— Communications Officer
Harmony Murphy
— Ophelia
Xav Leplae
— Polonius
Kelly Cunningham
David Robbins
— Norwegian Captain
Eric Gerber
— Fortinbras
Sarah Price
— Triplet Judges
Ayesha Mohan
— Greeter
Drew Rosas
— Daniel / Nathaniel
Nick Sommer
— Le Petomane
Logan Albert
— Lord Logan
Stephanie Barber
— Zombie
Peter Barrickman
— Player