Rich Price
— Rich
Greg Naughton
— Greg
Brian Chartrand
— Brian
Richard Kind
— Granny
Boyd Gaines
— Professor Green
George Wendt
— Eduardo
James Naughton
— Officer Sanders
Kelli O'Hara
— Kelly
Christopher Kardos
— Nuke
Chris Sullivan
— Alvin
Keira Naughton
— Proprietess
Adam Boncz
— Undergrad
Hisbay Ali
— Lefty
Doug Bilitch
— Homeless Man
Jason Edward Hammel
— Tommy
Brady Bryson
— Teen Vandal
Joe Jung
— Guitar Player
Sloan Mannino
— Bartender
Jimmie Marlowe
— Guitarist
Kerry Milliron
— Band Manager