Desus Nice
— Detective Desus
The Kid Mero
— Detective Mero
Krishna Andavolu
— Krishna Andavolu
River L. Ramirez
— Constance St. Cloud
Patti Harrison
— Appolonia Moorehouse
Patrick Clair
— Lyle Hatt
Chris Burns
— Chris
Kelley Quinn
— Gorbana
Lou Gonzalez
— Chef Clarence
Kevin Hines
— Dick Fitzsimmons
Messiah Rhodes
— Vewy Scawy Host
Tyler McCauley
— Bill Hart
Jordan Hall
— Chris