Joonas Nordman
— Untamo
Kari Hietalahti
— Kalevi
Kari Ketonen
— Adviser
Mikko Penttilä
— Axel
Linnea Leino
— Cross-Eyes
Alex Anton
— Magnus
Antti Luusuaniemi
— Lars
Petteri Pennilä
— Lord
Jouko Ahola
— Birger's Guard #1
Tommi Korpela
— Bisnesenkeli
Hannes Suominen
— Bucket Bro
Antti Tuomas Heikkinen
— Wheelbarrow Bro
Lauri Maijala
— Booze Baron
Joel Hirvonen
— Communications soldier
Mikko Neuvonen
— Shaman
Ville Myllyrinne
— Bishop
Elias Keränen
— Diving Bell Boy
Marc Gassot
— Jester
Mimosa Willamo
— Twin #1
Linda Manelius
— Twin #2
Tommi Liski
— 35 Year Old Man
Aurora Manninen
— Girl Emcee
Helmi-Leena Nummela
— Town Whore
Mikko Töyssy
— Unlucky Presenter
Eero Herranen
— Birger Suuri
Lasse Karkjärvi
— Untamo's Father
Mikko Kouki
— Copper Baron
Justus Hentula
— Young Tournament Boy #1 (voice)
Ugné Ambrazaité
— Young Twin #1
Goda Valonyté
— Young Twin #2