Traci Lords
— Helen Highwater
Tom Byron
— Tom
Cara Lott
— Nancy
Marc Wallice
— Brent Muffbanger
Linda Shaw
— Sharon (archive footage)
Herschel Savage
— Kenny (archive footage)
Sharon Mitchell
— Girl #2 (archive footage)
Jon Martin
— Guy #8 (archive footage)
Rhonda Jo Petty
— Girl #8 (archive footage)
Jamie Gillis
— Guy #14 (archive footage)
Don Fernando
— Guy #6 (archive footage)
Juliet Anderson
— Pamela Swanson (archive footage)
David Morris
— (credit only)
Shanna McCullough
— Girl #5a (archive footage)
Valerie LeVeau
— (credit only)
Angel Ducharme
— Girl in Snootington Commercial (uncredited) (archive footage)
Cindy Carver
— Girl Watching TV (archive footage)
Courtney
— Girl #3a (uncredited) (archive footage)
Dorothy LeMay
— Previous Contestant (uncredited) (archive footage)
Heather Fields
— New Girl #5 (uncredited) (archive footage)
Holly McCall
— Girl #4a (uncredited) (archive footage)
Lili Marlene
— Girl #9b (archive footage)
Lisa De Leeuw
— Girl #12 (archive footage)
Lonnie Emerson
— Girl #3b (uncredited) (archive footage)
Lynx Canon
— Girl #7 (uncredited) (archive footage)
Mai Lin
— Girls #4b and #9 / 10 (archive footage)
Mauvais DeNoir
— Girl #14 (archive footage)
Robin Everett
— Girl #9a (archive footage)
Billy Dee
— Guy #12 (archive footage)
Blair Harris
— Guy #13 (uncredited) (archive footage)