T. R. Knight
— Jeff
Danny Aiello
— Pop
Mario Cantone
— Mr. Oliver
Frank Vincent
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Sabrina Lloyd
— Cathy
Joe Piscopo
— Angelo
Vincent Pastore
— Father Patton
Tony Lo Bianco
— Monte
Barbara Feldon
— Mom
Mary Birdsong
— Marlene
Gilbert Gottfried
— Bum
Nick Scotti
— Tom
Mike Rutkoski
— Mr. Pitiful
Virginia Williams
— Nancy Dalton
Irma St. Paule
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Bobby Alto
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Tristan Carrasco
— The Godmother of Sex
Miranda Black
— Karen
Vinny Marz
— Shoemaker
Iris Almario
— Maria Luna
Greta Tyson
— Faye
Joseph DeBellis
— Senior Crunner
Adam Ferrara
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Joan Copeland
— Alice Rudolf
John Hoyt
— Big Joe
Bill Rutkoski
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Maria Soccor
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