Steve Agee
— Johnny
Seth Herzog
— Lance
Jordan Carlos
— Henry
Dave Hill
— New Guy
Dave Allen
— Davy
Jerry O'Connell
— Chad Bixley
Gilbert Gottfried
— Mort (voice)
Questlove
— Alien
Chase Crawford
— Young Johnny
Esther Ku
— Tina
Naman Clark
— Young Henry
A.J. Breslin
— Young New Guy
Dillon Stoneburner
— Young Lance
Hitha Herzog
— Newscaster
Scott Summitt
— Darren D