Bad CGI Sharks

Matthew Ellsworth

— Matthew

Jason Ellsworth

— Jason

Matteo Molinari

— Bernardo

Jenn Liu

— Amy

Josh Sterling

— Josh

Shaun Landry

— Diane / Main Shark

Autumn Crockett

— Anastasia "Bikini Girl"

Anna Cantarelli

— Bloody Hand

Christopher Tisa

— Billy "Boyfriend"

Diane Levy

— Sharon

Ben Palacios

— Alejandro "Dream Guy"

Arthur Harder

— Arthur

Heidi Godt

— Matthew's Mom

Sheila Marie Shostac

— Quizzical Employee

Kai Cofer

— Homeless Wizard

Justin Argueta

— Uber Driver

Chumley

— Self

Liza Doll

— Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl

Justin Bryant

— Cop

Matthew Warren

— Shark Stooges

Tristan Ott

— Disposable Security Guard