Oh, Mr. Porter!

Will Hay

— William Porter

Moore Marriott

— Jeremiah Harbottle

Graham Moffatt

— Albert Brown

Percy Walsh

— Superintendent

Dave O'Toole

— Postman

Sebastian Smith

— Mr Trimbletow

Agnes Lauchlan

— Mrs Trimbletow

Dennis Wyndham

— Grogan/One Eyed Joe

Frederick Piper

— Ledbetter

Frederick Lloyd

— Minister