Jeff McCarthy
— Officer Lockstock
Spencer Kayden
— Little Sally
Nancy Opel
— Penelope Pennywise
Hunter Foster
— Bobby Strong
Jennifer Laura Thompson
— Hope Cladwell
David Beach
— Mr. McQueen
John Deyle
— Senator Fipp
Ken Jennings
— Old Man Strong / Hot Blade Harry
Rick Crom
— Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux
Rachel Coloff
— Soupy Sue / Cladwell's Secretary
Jennifer Cody
— Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millenium
Victor W. Hawks
— Robbie the Stockfish / Business Man #1
Lawrence E. Street
— Billy Boy Bill / Business Man #2
Kay Walbye
— Old Woman / Josephine Strong
Daniel Marcus
— Officer Barrel
John Cullum
— Caldwell B. Cladwell