Steve Sweeney
— Sweeny
Chris Pitt
— Gombo
David Thewlis
— Tony
Paul McKenzie
— Terry
Robin Weaver
— Kak
Charlie Creed-Miles
— McBride
Graham Fletcher-Cook
— Malcolm
Jake Wood
— Hank
Peter Ferris
— Scripto
Patsy Palmer
— Mandy
Martha Constantinou
— Tracey
Gillian Raine
— Tony's Mum
Robert Pugh
— Terry's Boss
Bill Moody
— Tony's Boss
Jonathan Milton
— Kak's Dad
Kate Dyson
— Kak's Mum
Emma Chambers
— Cynthia
Bonnie Sullivan
— Veronica
Marvin Giles
— Nigel
David Doyle
— Mick
Lisa York
— Janice
Peter Joyce
— Interviewer
Joyce Donaldson
— Cleaning Lady
P.J. Nicholas
— Young Kid