Tiny Tim
— Himself (archive footage)
Hannah Kritzeck
— Tiny Tina
Lung Leg
— Geertruida de Haas-Lorentz the Bartender
Daniel Kalal
— Dr. Spooky M.D.
Cruella De Ville
— Miss Tippy Tapp (The Whore)
Jackie Lane
— Mutant Witch
David Cervin
— Dave Grave
Jaime Carrera
— Paranoide Científico
Vhannes Koujanian
— Daddy Screw
John Paul Prince Jr.
— Dr. Pince Esq. The Record Producer
Zeke Zielinski
— Mr. Anus
Melanie Ree
— Thanatophilia