John Philbin
— John
Estella Warren
— Jane
Tom Arnold
— Billy
Daryl Hannah
— Rose
Joan Jett
— Roxy
Meredith Baxter
— Beatrice
Russell Simmons
— Suicide Hotline Operator
Shannen Doherty
— Charlene
Margaret Cho
— Hilda
Eric Etebari
— Scott
Ron Robinson
— Larry
Flakiss
— Anna
Scott Crane
— Deen
Michael Klinger
— Fishbone
Max Ryan
— Mr. Tate