Teuila Blakely
— Kiri TePania (voice)
Rhys Darby
— Mayor Dennis Gob (voice)
John Rhys-Davies
— Narrator / Santa (voice)
Temuera Morrison
— Jack TePania (voice)
Josh Thomson
— Fridge (voice)
Ryan Cooper
— Various (voices)
Matt Gibb
— Dock worker (voice)
Leigh Hart
— Mr. Slab (voice)
Tammy Davis
— Tane TePania (voice)