High School U.S.A.

Melody Anderson

— Cindy Franklin

Crystal Bernard

— Anne-Marie Conklin

Barbara Billingsley

— Mrs. McCarthy

Henry Gibson

— Vice Principal Roman Ing

Crispin Glover

— Bo Middleton

Jon Gries

— Leo Bandini

Anne-Marie Johnson

— Beth Franklin

David Knell

Ben Marley

— Jay-Jay Manners

Jerry Mathers

— Mr. Sirota

Harriet Nelson

— Mrs. Crosley

Ricky Nelson

— Principal Pete Kinney

Julie Newmar

— Stripper

Ken Osmond

— Baxter Franklin

Paul Petersen

— The Coach

Sam Slovick

Burt Ward

— Teacher

Tegan West

— Peggy

JoAnn Willette

— Nadine

Dick York

— Superintendant McCarthy

Michael Zorek

— Chuckie Dipple

Kelly Ann Conn

Sean Masterson

Erik Wattson