Hard Soap, Hard Soap

Laurien Dominique

— Penny Holmes

Candida Royalle

— Linda Lou

John Holmes

— Dr. John Holmes

Damon Christian

— Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

Joan Devlon

— Patty

Blair Harris

— Linda Lou's Date

Peter Johns

— Patient in Yellow Shirt

Jeff Lyle

— Smith Brother in Tank Top

Jon Martin

— Willard

Dale Meador

— Rev. Hope

Carl Regal

— Milkman

Sabrina

— Glenda

Ken Scudder

— Fred

John Seeman

— Mr. Custer

Joey Silvera

— Patient in Wheelchair

Paul Thomas

— Janitor