Dylan Baker
— The Colonel
Molly Ringwald
— Marion Powers
Christopher Lloyd
— Doc Powers
Christina Hendricks
— Audrey Drummond
Shane Johnson
— Timothy Wilkison
Michael B. Silver
— Walt Kaplan
Sharif Atkins
— Joe Royal
John de Lancie
— Vaughn Clay
Eydie Alyson
— Ibsen Script Girl
Gabrielle Anderman
— Another Miss Eve (as Gabby Anderman)
Dwayne L. Barnes
— Stuff
Ronald Bruner
— Skins
John Byner
— Ed Wynn
Lizette Carrión
— Lizette Carrion
Thomas Daniel
— Businessman
Lisa Darr
Mario Davis
— Lobby Attendant
Joseph J. Dawson
— Dr. Frank Gibbs
Tony Devon
— Alvin Connors
Heather Donahue
— Heather Donahue
Jake Fritz
— Fenton Spelman
Philip M. Gardiner
— New York Stock Broker (as Phil Gardiner)
Pete Gardner
— Announcer
Marc Goldsmith
— Engineer
Dylan Haggerty
— Technical Director
Pat Healy
— Burlingame
Elaine Hendrix
— Fleur Soap Announcer
Gildart Jackson
— Clive
Timothy Joliat
— Businessman
Devon Michael Jones
— Engineer