Tim Doiron
— Charles 'Chuck' Gravytrain
April Mullen
— Miss Uma Booma
Jennifer Dale
— Madame Harriette Handlescock
Colin Mochrie
— Mayor Chester Chubbins
Ryan Tilley
— Hansel Suppledick
A.C. Peterson
— Sgt. Leroy Fatts
Kyle Schmid
— Lance Dancaster
Peter Keleghan
— Houston Gravytrain Sr.
Tim Meadows
— Full Serve
Alan Frew
— Ewan McCauley
Chris Baker
— Willy Cheddars
Mitchell Nye
— Young Charles Gravytrain
Michael Rhoades
— Hank Gosling
Melissa Dozois
— Glenda Gooseberry
Peter Pasyk
— Sam the Sock
Melissa Jane Shaw
— Laney Jane
Katherine East
— Helga
Melanie Mullen
— Veronica Meadows
Dave Nichols
— Mr. Buttersworth
Mickey Moon
— Shadowy Figure
Darrell Faria
— Fish Eyes Thug
Nabil Milne
— Bo Bob
Daryl Doiron
— "The Intimidator"
Ryan Christopher Churchill
— Terrance