Mary Tyler Moore
— Paula Schloss
Jonathon Brandmeier
— Randy Schloss
Kelly Curtis
— Barbara Schloss
Andy Hirsch
— Michael Schloss
Cal Gibson
— Richard
Diane Robin
— Mary Beth
Sonny Bono
— Sid Brementhal
Morton Downey, Jr.
— Dr. Saul Minion
Joseph Bologna
— Ned Monk
Tony Curtis
— Max Schloss
James Karen
— Averill Crandall
Beverly Sanders
— Rusty Carey
Robert V. Barron
— Father Joe
Mindy Loren Isenstein
— Debbie
Jon Paul Steuer
— Johnny
Clyde Kusatsu
— Banker
Claudia Lonow
— Toni Olsen
Laurence Haddon
— Milt
Fran Ryan
— Lois
Zoe Trilling
— Ginger Drabowski
Jean Hale
— Melanie Crandall
Danny Lee Clark
— Handsome Stud
Gabriel Bologna
— Young Ned
Marty Zagon
— Worker
Robert Rothwell
— Attorney
John Pinette
— Delivery Man
Julie Bennett
— Julie
Warren Thomas
— Metcalf Player
Lawrence Wolf
— Bald Man
Anita Mann
— Choreographer