Subil Arch
— Melania Trump
Natasha Starr
— Ivana Trump
Skylar Madison
— Trumpette #1
Christie Stevens
— Trumpette #2
Britney Amber
— Sarah Palin
Alyssa Lynn
— Carly Fiorina
Evan Stone
— Trump
Donnie Rock
— Marco Rubio
Mark Zane
— Ted Cruz
Steven Lucas
— Trey Gowdy
Steve Matts
— Journalist (uncredited)