Jeff Seymour
— Steve Maletti
Carmen Argenziano
— Abe Weinstein
Ed Begley Jr.
— Bert
Robert Costanzo
— Peter Watki
James Handy
— James
Bruce Kirby
— Milton Mandler
Leo Rossi
— Brian
Joe Spano
— Lou
Marcy Lafferty
— Martha
Magda Rivera
— Carmen
Len Lesser
— Al
Ken Lerner
— Saul Slobin
Nicholas Guest
— Matthew
Dana Lustig
— The Last Monologist
Andy Comeau
— Scene Student