Lloyd Kaufman
— Aaron. A Applebee
Mindy Dougherty
— K9 Officer
Hunter O'Harrow
— Infomercial Host
Jason Reynolds
— Interrogation Officer
Lance Caver
— Sergeant
Montetré
— Mister Theater
Danielle Neblock
— Sup Punk
Derek Slade Tucker
— Block
Dan Fitz
— EMT
Estevan Muñoz
— Dood
Evelyn Gail
— Mika
Kevin Thomas Klearman
— Flat Kevin
Ada Hurtado
— Scout
Ben Johnson
— Doorman
Michael Morrison
— Wade
Carson Brom
— Surgeon Boy
Sean Abplanalp
— Pete
Daniel Mortemore
— Bart Kid
Mayou Roffe
— I Need You Matched! Girl
Rodney Mullet
— Core Punker
Neil McCalmont
— Melting Punk
Ty Anderson
— The Creature (voice)
Keiran Ichiban
— Operator
Forrest Kiger
— Red Coke Guy
Nolan Good
— Alt Cutie
Chris Furlong
— Punk
David Fullerton
— Coffee Shop Customer
Christian Lee Ellingson
— Punk
Doc
— K-9 Dog
Moe Dinero
— Punk