Thomas Sadoski
— The Narrator
Jake Robinson
— The Kid
Austin Pendleton
— The Driver
Gina Gershon
— The Woman at the Bar
Marilu Henner
— The Assistant Editor
Tammy Blanchard
— The Young Woman
Didi Conn
— The Gossip Lady
Josh Pais
— The Neurotic Lawyer
Jessica Keenan Wynn
— The Librarian
M. Emmet Walsh
— The Director
Jessica Walter
— The Editor
Matthew Maher
— The Waiter/Bartender
Doug Plaut
— The Writer
Steve Routman
— The Optician
Teddy Coluca
— The Customer