Danny Masterson
— Dirt Merchant
David Faustino
— Sponge
Brion James
— Detective Harry Ball
David DeLuise
— Sly
Julie Benz
— Angie
Jenna Jameson
— Holly So Tightly
Tim Thomerson
— Jack
Anthony Michael Hall
— Jeffry Alan Spacy
Dale Godboldo
— Zeke the Geek
Carlos Alazraqui
— Ronny Orlando
Wade Carpenter
— Johnny Decay