Adam Conover
— Narrator (voice)
Sam Jones
— Pat
Carolyn Rabbers
— Abby
Jonah Robinson
— Oscar
Brandon Stewart
— Sean
Matt Whitney
— Cooper Flannigan
Kameron Jane
— Emily
Chase Crawford
— Producer
Jordan Mullins
— Todd
Craig Lemons
— Stuart
Justin Thompson
— Sid / Bill / Mayor / Waiter
Jaxon Trammell
— Barback