Matt Vancil
— Duamerthrax
Steve Wolbrecht
— Chris
Nathan Rice
— Gabriel
Don Early
— Silent Jim
Airan Sea Wilson
— Rigor Mortis
Matt Jay
— Albrecht
Andy Dotson
— The Cipher
Jesse Stratton
— Kincaid
Steve Payne
— Wolf
Barry J. Johnson
— Narrator (voice)
Krystel Torkko
— Katie
Matt Agee
— Janitor
Jason Doyle
— Pizza Guy
Eric Stuen
— Editor
Cora Reuter
— Trophy Girlfriend
Christine Burton
— Realist
Reid Farris
— Dead Boyfriend
Curt Hubert
— Jeff
Michael Graham
— Burrito Boy
Jeffro Thompson
— Right On!
Heather Sewell
— Deli Customer
Emily Olsen
— Deli Customer
Keely Rohweder
— Deli Customer
Christine Bumpous
— Mime
Ainslie Kopperud
— Safety Officier
Brandi Nichols
— Escorted Student
Jacob Nelson
— Phantom Organist
Erik Samuelson
— Talkative Drunk
Jason Hanson
— Agreeable Drunk
John Schock
— Comatose Drunk