Dean Cain
— Ted
Jon Lovitz
— Toby (Voice)
Dina Cataldi
— Slamderella
Charlotte Ciano
— Kate
Jonah Coppolelli
— Bret
Fred Sullivan
— Agent Lane
Ava Gaudet
— Agent Prescott
Michael Badejo
— Police Officer
Vincent Marseglia
— Nicky
Michael Zuccola
— Driver’s Ed Instructor
Christopher C. Romero
— Timber
Paul Luba
— Secret Agent
Chad Verdi Jr.
— Secret Agent
Claudio Orefice
— Main Guard
Tom Laughlin
— Agent Hawk
Brett Azar
— Horace the Horrible
Christopher Mendez
— Buzz
Good-Beasley
— Toby
Casey Seymour Kim
— Auntie B
Tom Glynn
— Sunny Wolf
Ricardo Pitts-Wiley
— Commander Gates
Kevin DeCristofano
— Dave
Brandon Whitehead
— Mr. Albright
Nick Principe
— Slick
Jonathan Higginbotham
— Deputy Guard
Amy Wade
— China Doll
Mike Gamble
— Sumo
Dexter Loux
— Dexter
Tamara McDonough
— Secret Agent
Mike Messier
— Secret Agent