Lea Thompson
— Mary Maroni
Judd Nelson
— Donald Maroni
Zoey Deutch
— Lana Maroni
Madelyn Deutch
— Anita Maroni
Frankie Faison
— Lenny Davis
Dorian Harewood
— Albert Peach
Gavin DeGraw
— Himself
Greta Van Susteren
— Herself
Michael Petted
— Quail
Peter Patrikios
— Greg Grundle
Scott Boulware
— Town Clerk Pete
Peter Schmitz
— Black Bart
Thomas J. McCarthy
— Mayor Bloodworth
Lexy Rutt
— Tanya Maroni
Buck Schirner
— Jimmy