Ikechukwu Ufomadu
— Inspector Ike
Matt Barats
— Harry Newcombe
Ana Fabrega
— Deputy Hawthorne
Grace Rex
— Jan
John Early
— Chip Conrad
Aparna Nancherla
— Fran
Anthony Oberbeck
— Deputy Dinardo
Jessica Damouni
— Rita Conrad
Dorothi Fox
— Esther
Alex Goldberg
— Al
River L. Ramirez
— Loretta
Stavros Halkias
— Confused Waiter for 'Al's Pizza'
Colin Burgess
— Actor
Eudora Peterson
— Actor
Caroline Yost
— Actor
Dan Arnes
— Wealthy Criminal
Rhys Grady
— Christmas Criminal
Amy Zimmer
— Stage Magician
Tynan DeLong
— Phantom
Carly Lovejoy
— Rockette
Leah Motzkin
— Rockette
Sarah Madden
— Rockette
Alex Tatarsky
— Mime
Ryan McGlade
— Kabuki Guy
Jen Goma
— Actor
Mike McKay
— TV Announcer