Bionca
— The Hooker
Britt Morgan
— Esmeralda (as Brittany Morgan)
Jessica Wylde
— Rapunzel (as Jessica Wilde)
Sheena Horne
— Madame Tung
Buck O. Rogers
— J. Worthington Sewerslime
Damien Cashmere
— Pornocchio (as Damian Cashmere)
David Morris
— The Guy in the Middle
Michael Mann
— Strip Club Attendee
Rick Savage
— Sleppetto
Todd Lingren
— Felix
Wayne
— The Fairy Godfather