Elina Madison
— Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
— Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
— Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
— Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
— Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
— Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
— Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
— Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
— Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
— Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
— Sensational Ninja
Elan Hom
— Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)