Kurt Finney
— Clint Rockwell
Angela Trimbur
— Natalie Pierce
Jason Arthur Russo
— Lando
Ausby Larkin
— Cracker
Christopher DeMaci
— Mace
Appelusa McGlynn
— Michelle
Hawk Younkins
— Brad
La Donya M. Williams
— Angry Customer
Cathy Cahn
— Bathroom Lady
Carlos Joseph
— Julio
Brett Lawrence
— Kevin Morgan
Chris Teregis
— Chaz
Adam Young
— Lewis
Chris Stone
— Trucker (as Christopher Stone)
Justin Cavender
— Fatty the Clown / Book Dude / The Blue Crusader
Thor Becker
— Goon #1
Andy Bray
— Randy "The Stoner" Busboy
Mark Chaet
— Health Inspector
David Edmundson
— Angry Motorist
Cassandra Figueroa
— Randy Gal
Gary Finney
— Fire Inspector
Katie
— Tommy the Monkey
Scott Kielty
— Horny Guy
Brent Sinay
— Goon #2
Randy Van Dyke
— Director Extraordinaire
Ryan Waggaman
— The Black Crusader