Fred Willard
— Mak
Joey Lauren Adams
— Vicky
Judd Lormand
— Officer Lapenski
Paulie Litt
— College
Lance E. Nichols
— Keith
Mark Borchardt
— Oren
George Hardy
— Mr. St. Jon
Leslie Hippensteel
— Sergeant Murphy
Theodus Crane
— Ron
Brandon Niederauer
— Bartholomew
Bruce Hampton
— Dicky St. Jon
Jan Falk
— Woman
Ron Goleman
— Elliot the Elk
Deanna Rashell
— Reporter
Alton Landry
— Chuck
Brent Nevison
— Bouncer