Britt Morgan
— Lady McAngus
Brittany
— Patty McTavish / NonSex
Celeste
— Lorna Doone
Mystica
— Slick Chick
Nicole London
— Joan McTavish / NonSex
Sahara Sands
— Nurse
Jonathan Morgan
— Sam Flywheel / NonSex
Marc Wallice
— Benson
Randy Spears
— Earl McAngus
Ron Jeremy
— Dr. Heimlich / NonSex
Steve Hatcher
— Congo (as Jake Williams) / NonSex
Steven St. Croix
— Roscoe Wagstaff
T.T. Boy
— Albert Frankenstein
Woody Long
— McFleecem