Andrew Denton
— Narrator
Angelo Pannas
— Mr Kolopolis
Joan Economus
— Mrs Kolopolis
Helen Dallas
— Helen Kolopolis
Rodney Lochner
— Michael Kolopolis
Elsie Turnball
— Elsie Comfry
James Manché
— James Armstrong-Taylor
Trish Starrs
— Patricia Armstrong-Taylor
Tracey Moffatt
— Tracey Miller
Francisco Vidinha
— Francisco Vidinha
Benjamin Vidinha
— Ben Vidinha
Rhys Davis
— Rhys Remington / Additional Voices
Rhys Davis
— Johnny Foetus
Saavas Pannas
— Saavas Demetrious
Lyndal Dean
— Lyndal Turner
Yuwadee Tantipech
— Zyin Chou
Yvonne Szeto
— Christine Chou
Michael Lake
— Keith Young
Geoff Aldridge
— Gavin Aldridge
Lynn Roberts-Goodwin
— Briony
David Caear
— Relative
Lisa Chandler
— Relative
Wendy Chandler
— Relative
Melina Chandler-Wicks
— Relative
Brendan Young
— Additional Voices
Anthony Jones
— Additional Voices
Corinna Lau
— Additional Voices
Angelina Pi
— Additional Voices