Walton Goggins
— John Bronco
Dennis Quaid
— Narrator
Bo Derek
— Bo Derek
Tim Baltz
— Daniel Stacks
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Ellen Karsten
— Bebe Parker
John Moschitta Jr.
— John Moschitta
Tim Meadows
— Donovan Piggot
Kash Abdulmalik
— Other Brad Pitt
Rishi Adduri
— Vigil Boy
Eric Michael Baugh
— JB
Alexandra Berardi
— Vigil Woman
Mark Foril
— JB Stant-in
Regina Friøriksdotti
— Icelandic Villager #2