Toby Craven-Griffiths
— Chip Button
Stel Robinson
— Bastard Jack
Alex Craven-Griffiths
— Colonel Tad Oil
Dave Sowden
— Brock Hollywood
Rio Goldhammer
— Greigor
Jon Gill
— Brad Winner
Steve Sanders
— Casper Cantankerous
Tom 'Paddums' Evans
— Dr. Gubbins
Dave Sermon
— Huck Champion
Adam Peat
— Dirk Montage
Tom Cummings
— I.T.
Ben Mallinson
— Herman Roids
Davyd Clarke
— Sanchez Bitmap
Don Demrow
— Secretary Chesney Dorigo
Aaron Goldhammer
— Switchblade
Yaz Van Bathory
— Girlski Bollokov