The Santa Trap

Shelley Long

— Molly Emerson

Robert Hays

— Bill Emerson

Sierra Abel

— Judy Emerson

Brandon de Paul

— Mike Emerson

Corbin Bernsen

— Chief Spivak

Stacy Keach

— Max the Biker

Dick Van Patten

— Santa Claus

Talbot Perry Simons

— Clifford the Inebriated

Paul Butcher

— Brian Spivak

Amanda Pays

— Doris Spivak

Sonny Carl Davis

— Officer Buckley

Steve Monroe

— Officer Calhoun

Cork Hubbert

— Elf One

Martin Klebba

— Elf Ranger Bob

Adrienne Barbeau

— Alice the Homeless Mom

Alana Austin

— Carla the Assistant

Colton James

— Marty the Hospital Teen

Joe Virzi

— Trash Talking Teddy (voice)

Patricia Gillum

— Boutique Person

Brooke Beare

— Reporter