Tony Danza
— Foster
Jessica Walter
— Fiona
Stacey Nelkin
— Cynthia
Danny DeVito
— Lazlo
Merie Earle
— Binocular Lady
Art Metrano
— Joey
Frank Sivero
— Bad Habit
Rick Hurst
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Howard Mann
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Joseph Maher
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Leon Askin
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Jacquelyn Hyde
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Angus Duncan
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Hamilton Mitchell
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Ruth Gillette
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Henry Charles
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Gene LeBell
— Faraday
Luke Andreas
— Carter
Roger Arroyo
— Midget
Jay S. York
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Beth Nufer
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Sosimo Hernandez
— Flugist
Andrea Bell
— Clown
Mark Yerkes
— Clown
Chris Bricker
— Clown
John Daheim
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Poppy Lagos
— Sister
Marji Martin
— Sister
Donna Ponterotto
— Sister
D.J. Sullivan
— Sister