That Darn Punk

Joe Escalante

— Dirk Castigo

Katalina

— Merla

Mia Crowe

— Claire Won

Kandis Scalise

— Lina

Zander Schloss

— Benny Harper

Akemi Royer

— Jackie

Lisa Hannon

— Dollpart Girl

Warren Fitzgerald

— Billy / Big Tipper's Guitarist

Mike DiGiacinto

— Joey

Neil Dooley

— Lenny

Paul DeLesDernier

— Cop

Brian Berke

— Black / Whiteman On Street

Scott Aukerman

— Mr. Hollywood Pants

Stan Freese

— Phil

Debra Dusay

— Phone Lady #1

Sonja Ecker

— Phone Lady #2

Sheila Platte

— Phone Lady #3

Takako Horinouchi

— Pink Lady

Kyle Gass

— Mr. Jailbait

Corrine Damian

— Jailbait

The Vandals

Guttermouth