Chelsea Clarke
— (voice)
Bill Hader
— (voice)
Greg Hollimon
— (voice)
Peter Serafinowicz
— (voice)
Brian Stack
— (voice)
James Urbaniak
— (voice)
Kristen Schaal
— The Green Fairy
Tim Lagasse
— Snake / Bacon
Dan Bakkedahl
— Detective
Rich Blomquist
— Crime Lab Worker
Andy Blitz
— Murderer
David Rakoff
— The Real DA
James Donn
— Criminal
Garry Hayes
— Criminal
J.R. Havlan
— Criminal