Sam Brittan
— Middle Bernie
Charles Hutchins
— Older Bernie
Jonah Britton
— Young Bernie
Malcolm McDowell
— Narrator
Kevin Sorbo
— George Washington
Mike Horton
— Peter Diamondstone
Leonard Kelly-Young
— Eli
Sudana Bobatoon
— Maxine Waters
Jessica Jade Andres
— Bernie’s first wife
Elaine Ballace
— Jane Sanders
Robert William Campbell
— Josef Stalin
Kelly Love
— Susan Que
Miranda Meadows
— Hippy
Lisa Blake Richards
— Clerk
Eric Roberts
— Man in line
Laura Aleman
— AOC
Alycia Cooper
— Black Lives Matter
Anthony Traina
— Ben
Ryan Coyle
— Jerry
Gabrielle Sanalitro
— Daisy Chain
Teagan Wilson
— Irate Hippy 2
Sarah Sansoni
— Irate Hippy
Diane Robin
— Dorothy
Jamie Shinko
— Debate Anchor
Cynthia Kania
— Hillary Clinton
Don Frankel
— Bill Clinton
Danielle McRae Spisso
— Therapist
Dennis Gersten
William Charlton
Alexander Aguila
— Bartender