Kulvinder Ghir
— Alfie Singh
Paul Raschid
— Paul Singh
Alistair McGowan
— Vijay Imran Cecil Kuttuputtu Yogesh
Leena Dhingra
— Grandimort
Jennifer Belander
— Gala Performer
Vishaal Desai
— Mr. Patel
Gregory Hudson
— Paramedic
Brian Jackson
— 'Obi-wan Kenobi' / Alec Guinness
Lucien Morgan
— Welsh Policeman
Sasha Waddell
— Mary Singh