Michael Palin
— Harris
Tim Curry
— Jerome K Jerome
Stephen Moore
— George
Bill Stewart
— 1st Porter
Michael Elphick
— 2nd Porter
George Innes
— Train Driver
Russell Dixon
— Harris' Cousin
Mary MacLeod
— Pathetic Woman
Alan Collins
— Desolate Man
Clifford Kershaw
— Irate Man
Eileen Helsby
— Woman with baby
Tony Rohr
— Blackmailer
George Camiller
— Shelley
William Russell
— Doctor
Frank Mills
— River Hand
Hugh Thomas
— Chemist