Tim Robbins
— Sarge / Cove
Vincent Foster
— Hardchannel / Announcer
Brent Hinkley
— Rum Rum / Chip Webb
Jay R. Martinez
— Ramon / Camera Kid
Kate Mulligan
— Maryanne / Woof / Gwen
Steven M. Porter
— Jen's Dad / Dick / Buford T.
Lolly Ward
— Jen's Mom / Amy Constant / Woof
Riki Lindhome
— Gondola / Journalist
Toni Torres
— June / Kitten Kattan
Kaili Hollister
— Jen Jen Ryan
Ben Cain
— Monk