Willa Fitzgerald
— Connie
John Magaro
— Paul
Vondie Curtis-Hall
— Samuel
Catherine Curtin
— Lena
Richard Kind
— Jack
Sullivan Jones
— Barry
Bruce Campbell
— Richard Nixon (voice)
Jon Cryer
— H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)
Ted Raimi
— General Al Haig (voice)
Lloyd Kaufman
— Jeffries
Marija Abney
— Cheryl
Alanna Saunders
— Daisy
Claire Saunders
— Daffodil
Chris Quintos Cathcart
— Rose Mary Woods (voice)
Gina Kreiezmar
— Deb
Elle Schneider
— Velma
Joshua A. Friedman
— Fred
Dan Mirvish
— Radio Announcer (voice)
Donald Ray Schwartz
— OMB Larry (voice)
Samantha Michele Buchanan
— Diana (voice)