Bunny Bleu
— Scallops
Jennifer Noxt
— Agent Joy Stick
Patti Petite
— Traci La Sorta
Sharon Mitchell
— Agent Marianne Mackarrel
Tamara Longley
— Seabee Bridges
Buck O'Toole
— The Chief
Eric Edwards
— The Evil Captain Arnie Nemo
Rick Savage
— Director Cheech Spielburg
Ron Jeremy
— Critic Dick Siskel
Steve Drake
— Royd Bridges
Steve Powers
— Agent Lemone Fesh