John Johnson
— Howard
David Simmons
— Nicopernicus
Chris J. Duncan
— Arbuckle
Hans David Moore
— Guy
Teale Davies
— Mandy
Matthew Ewald
— Dr. Nochas
Mariah Johnson
— Annimette, Nochas Vixen
Royce Hobson
— Lt. Washington, Evil, Kobra Kai
Conrad Brooks
— Self
Chris Jenkins
— Dr. Quebert
Monique Gata Dupree
— Posh
Jarod Kearney
— Ash
Elissa Lauer
— Vampress, Gaga Zombie, Blue Monster Zombie
Jimmy Belcher
— The Invisable Man
Chiefton
— Zombie Ewok
Saint
— Transdimentional Ziggy
Codi-Innianna Micelli
— Self
Blix
— Nega Codo
Brandy Mason
— Demon Bot, Salad Vixen
Donnie Sturges
— Puppetmaster
Angela Pritchett
— Doll
John Birmingham
— Lady Rapper
BeBe Bellamont
— Naughty Angel
Elle Clark
— Angel
Genni Pratt
— Period Vixen
Jenny Jannetty
— Stairs Vixen
John R. Price II
— The King of the Zombies
John Migliore
— Booboo Hatfield
Dennis Lilly
— Commander
Amanda Jo Liscouski
— Nochas Vixen