Bug Hall
— Scout Bozell
Leslie Nielsen
— Mr. Penn
Lainie Kazan
— Mrs. Day
Curtis Armstrong
— Bert Miller
Stephanie Faracy
— Mrs. Marlowe
Alex McKenna
— Hannah Zapruder
Ed McMahon
— Grandpa Bozell
'Weird Al' Yankovic
— Weird Al
Charlene Tilton
— Mrs. Zapruder
John Bennett Perry
— Mr. Zapruder
Phillip Van Dyke
— Kent Marlowe
John Walsh
— John Walsh
Wink Martindale
— Wink Martindale
Katsy Chappell
— Mrs. Brown
Brad Grunberg
— Gym Teacher
Freda Foh Shen
— Mrs. Yung
John R. Fors
— Mr. Bozell
Amanda Fuller
— Amanda Fuller
Todd Hurst
— Bender
John Kidwell
— Spaulding
Kathleen Kinmont
— Newsperson
Gili Lang
— Red
Bruno Marcotulli
— Mr. Townsend
Dean Marsico
— Cash Tent Screamer
Asher Metchik
— Lucky
Jonathan Roger Neal
— T'Boo
Ryan O'Donohue
— Coop
Marcus T. Paulk
— Walt Whitman
Lisa Stahl
— Viola
Shawn Weatherly
— Mrs. Bozell